Modell grave urinator in hot water, could face jail time

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The man who cleverly rigged some tubing down his leg to pay some warm yellow-colored liquidy respect to the late Art Modell will be charged with disorderly conduct, Baltimore County State’s Attorney Scott Shellenberger said Tuesday.

“Everyone who has buried a loved one has the right to believe that their final resting place will be treated with respect,” Shellenberger said in a written statement, per the Associated Press. “Bringing charges against this individual should act as a deterrent to others and assure the rest of us that no matter who you are, indecencies will not be committed against your final resting place.”

The man, who’s still being identified only as a “Cleveland Browns fan’ faces up to two years in jail and a $500 fine. He has yet to be charged, but when he does, we get to know this fella’s name.

File under: #urinetrouble

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