Need help sorting out the whole Oscar Pistorius case? O.J. Simpson to the rescue

Oscar Pistorius, O.J. SimpsonWhen I first heard that the “Blade Runner” Oscar Pistorius had been charged with murdering his girlftriend, my first thought, like many of you, was “what does O.J. Simpson think about this?”

Fear not, O.J. speaks! (side note: O.J. – You’re NOT helping.)

“It really sounds like the local police have it in for Pistorius,” O.J. said in a telephone interview with John Dawson of The Free Press and Jones Post, from the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada, where he’s currently doing a 33-year bid. “Just because he admitted to knowing she was in the house before he pulled the trigger doesn’t mean he’s guilty. If there’s no sign of intent, you must acquit.”

But wait, that’s not even the outrageous part of the interview. Here’s a few tidbits from the Juice on prison life:

“I just look at it as another chapter in the book of my life,” Simpson said. “The first 400 times the cafeteria guy looked at me during breakfast and asked ‘Does the Juice want any juice?’ was tough. Thankfully for all of us, the knives in here are plastic.”

Good to see O.J. can find some humor while he does hard time.

After O.J. learned about needles with testosterone were found in Pistorius’ bedroom, he called back the Free Press before they went to print to flip-flop on his previous comments. “He’s as guilty as the day is long,” an strangely excited Simpson said. “In fact, I believe he’s the real killer I’ve been looking for all these years. He’s all hopped up on testosterone and my wife had a habit of falling for the angry, athletic type. Yep; it was him!”

O.J. my man, you’re going to hell.

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