“I wanted to say goodbye one last time” Te’o said. “We had so many good times, the ups, the downs, the purely fictional, it’s all good. ”
Te’o wanted to give one last shout out to his other mistress Jaunita Nua, a Facebook friend he’s never met, who has one leg and eats out of a dog bowl.
“Jaunita, you are the truth.” he said, “I should have dated you, maybe I wouldn’t be in this mess now.”
“And to all my friends who have sent me fake photos, disguised their voices on phone calls, and tailored themselves to my ego, I say thank you.”